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Caution: LbNA #66959

Owner:MrOspital Contact
Plant date:May 24, 2014
City:Los Angeles
County:Los Angeles
Found by: Creeping Death (4)
Last found: Oct 15, 2014
Hike distance:Unknown
Last edited:May 24, 2014
The media and our own hopes and speculations can lead us to imagine some ridiculous odds. In reality, crazy deaths and lucky

breaks are far less likely to occur than we generally believe. So blow your money on blowfish (it probably won’t kill you), not

lottery tickets (you probably won’t win), and try to steer clear of falling coconuts. Remember though PARKing in L.A. can be

HAZARDous to your health.

Caution: Road Work?

Begin with a roll of the dice between the handball and basketball courts where a small grove of eucalyptus grows. Walk towards

Mexico keeping an eye out for a wall the neighborhood artists have been practicing on.

Odds of being the victim of serious crime in your lifetime: 1 in 20

Odds of getting colon cancer: 1 in 20

Double the odds above and count that many steps from the inappropriate Mickey to something found in the next set of odds on

the right side. Look between it and the wall.

Caution: Slippery When Wet?

Continue on the reclaimed train bed under a “type of card game” to the second large widow maker on the right. Use caution

when looking under the back side.

Odds that you will die this year from a shark attack: 1 in 300 million

Odds that you will die this year from falling debris from a palm/coconut tree: 1 in 250 million

Caution: Falling Rocks?

Continue your unlikely survival under the second card game. Traverse the hill to a lone yucca by the building. Look not in the

front, but in the …

Odds that an event with a probability of 1,000,000:1 occurs in America today: 1 in 295

Odds of dying from falling down: 1 in 246

Caution: Pedestrian Crossing?

If you manage to beat the odds above follow your own footsteps under both large structures you walked under to a chain-link

fence on the right. Follow it up to something that frequently gets hit by lightning. Behind it is where it’s likely to be found.

Odds of death by lightning strike: 1 in 2,500,000

Odds of dying from eating Fugu (blowfish) in Japan: 1 in 3 million