The King of Bedrock LbNA #75604

The King of Bedrock!

In South Portland lies a man in repose
Who went by the nickname Twinkletoes
A loyal member of the Water Buffaloes,
he wore haute couture loin-cloth clothes

Back in Bedrock, he was born and bred
Met a gal named Wilma and they did wed
Then along came Pebbles with her hair of red
BBQ Brontosaurus ribs he was fed

Worked as a quarry dino-crane operator
Whenever the quittin' time whistle would roar
He'd slide down the back of his Brontosaur
His two feet took his car to the place du jour

His best friend's name was Barney Rubble
Their schemes got 'em both in lots of trouble
But were there for each other on the double
Each had plenty of five o'clock facial stubble

To find his tribute here is the queue
Take a walk along Second Avenue
Facing "his" stone is step two
Now over your left shoulder, what's in view?
'Tweenst the 'Y' Maple and mate is your cue

Time to shout Yabba Dabba Doo!