Catch Me If You Can: Diary of a Black Hole LbNA #43547 (ARCHIVED)
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Add Location| Owner: | Riversol  |
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| Plant date: | Sep 21, 2008 |
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| City: | ??? |
| County: | Philadelphia |
| State: | Pennsylvania |
| Boxes: | 1 |
| Found by: | ??? |
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| Last found: | Sep 24, 2008 |
| Status: | F |
| Last edited: | Sep 21, 2008 |
Ahh, the Sedge LightYear Collider restricted area. A busy place at times as humans fire congealed disks of mass with subtly controlled chaos. Yet the well mapped area maintains a natural atmosphere, lying between the “Meadow” and the “Resevoir” [sic]. In fact, the denizens of the collider area refer to it as “the Woods.” Whatever the name, there's humility in observing the location of your birth; especially so for me, being that I am the first singularity born of human hands.
The collider itself is a hyzer breed particle accelerator. What is unusual about this collider is its twenty-seven accelerator segments, opposed to the standard eighteen. Emphasis should be made the particles are disk shaped rather than spherical.
Ahh the memories: one revolution is all it took to unleash its magic on me. In fact, anyone possessing a little patience and an appropriate disk to accelerate can discover the said same magic, as well as an imprint of the passing of an artificial black hole (that's me).
If you wish to embrace the magic, accelerate your disk at each segment while giving special attention upon each launch pad. The collider area’s landscape holds several fine vistas and challenges to savor. The critical segment where my formation occurred was nicknamed “Rosebud.” (Apparently the lead scientist in charge of the experiment leading to my creation had a thing for Citizen Kane). At said segment, disk acceleration ramped up vertically, just prior to my singular appearance.
From the “Rosebud” juncture my trajectory deflected 200 billion Angstroms at 260 degrees where I left an imprint of my existence for the cautious observer to find. And imprint is all you will find, as though it was frequently feared by many that colliders like the one located at CERN might result in Earth being consumed by artificial black holes, I can confidently report that, like myself, such singularities only live for a few microseconds prior to self annihilation.
May you enjoy your existence for many microseconds to come!
The collider itself is a hyzer breed particle accelerator. What is unusual about this collider is its twenty-seven accelerator segments, opposed to the standard eighteen. Emphasis should be made the particles are disk shaped rather than spherical.
Ahh the memories: one revolution is all it took to unleash its magic on me. In fact, anyone possessing a little patience and an appropriate disk to accelerate can discover the said same magic, as well as an imprint of the passing of an artificial black hole (that's me).
If you wish to embrace the magic, accelerate your disk at each segment while giving special attention upon each launch pad. The collider area’s landscape holds several fine vistas and challenges to savor. The critical segment where my formation occurred was nicknamed “Rosebud.” (Apparently the lead scientist in charge of the experiment leading to my creation had a thing for Citizen Kane). At said segment, disk acceleration ramped up vertically, just prior to my singular appearance.
From the “Rosebud” juncture my trajectory deflected 200 billion Angstroms at 260 degrees where I left an imprint of my existence for the cautious observer to find. And imprint is all you will find, as though it was frequently feared by many that colliders like the one located at CERN might result in Earth being consumed by artificial black holes, I can confidently report that, like myself, such singularities only live for a few microseconds prior to self annihilation.
May you enjoy your existence for many microseconds to come!