Zwxtr Trilogy (Vol. 2): Hunt LbNA #6087
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Add Location| Owner: | Riversol  |
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| Plant date: | Oct 5, 2003 |
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| City: | Doylestown |
| County: | Bucks |
| State: | Pennsylvania |
| Boxes: | 1 |
| Found by: | the cross-tie walker |
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| Last found: | Sep 21, 2014 |
| Status: | FFFFF |
| Last edited: | Oct 5, 2003 |
Zwxtry Trilogy
Volume Two: Zwxtr Hunt
(4-2004 revised tweaked as there was a clue design flaw in the previous version)
Peace Valley Park near Doylestown PA
Park at boat rental parking area
May be completed on foot, bike, or by watercraft.
(1-2 hours)
Note: This clue requires the completion of Zwxtr Volume 1
13.07.2023 10:00 40* 10.357N 075* 08.480W Horsham Annex, PA
Infinity Labs Team 3 following up on suspected strong tachyon bursts localized in the Horsham Annex, Pennsylvania. I expected to find the source to be a competitor’s underground research facility amidst this newly incorporated WTA corporateship. Instead, I find myself in a highly eroded parking lot with the residual temporal radiation off the scale. It is apparently radiating from a t-displacement of 20 years ago. Very strange and a first sighting of its kind! Theoretically, tachyon radiation shouldn’t be harmful to physical matter, though in large amounts, folds in space and time may cause untoward injury. By Heisenberg, I better watch my step; I wouldn’t want to make the newsfeeds if my foot appeared on someone’s dinner table in Tokyo3. Of course, it wouldn’t do much for my phaseball game either. I’ll instruct Yipang to do a full data sample. If we can track the emission to a naturally occurring element, this could lead to patentable breakthroughs unseen since the teens.
03.10.2023 13:10 35* 15.211N 107* 34.295W -- Infinity Labs, NM
Oh Tesla! After months of analysis, the data is indisputable; the burst signatures can indicate nothing other than a manipulated tachyon signal. The fractal complexity is astounding. No known lab has demonstrated such tachyon modulation. Even our equipment is having a hard time detecting it. I know my colleagues think I’m crazy. I’ve tried to convince them, but they just don’t want to see something that the journals disparage outright. The subtle pattern in the data transformations make it obvious! Just because our labs haven’t succeeded in producing these emissions, except on the theoretical labscreen…..well, only deliberate investigation will reveal the truth. I’ve had enough belittling from project management.
It’s time Elwood Knauf took a vacation.
04.10.2023 22:31 Somewhere under West Virginia
The occasional swisheta-swish outside the maglev capsule is making me tense. It’s not the Mach 20 speeds that make me nervous, but the near vacuum conditions in the tube. I know there hasn’t been a significant depressurization accident since Depression Take Two, but I won’t ever be able to relax in one of these. Okay Elwood, stop over-analyzing things. Arrival at the Philadelphia Rim is only 10 minutes away.
05.10.2023 01:00 40* 10.847N 075* 09.103W Horsham Annex, PA
I just couldn’t wait until morning. The tachyon amplitudes are peaking so I’ve used my detector module to guide me to a hidden cache I would never have dreamed of. I’m on a dilapidated powertrans service road not far from the original test site. It doesn’t look like it’s been used since powertrans went microwave. Even I am hesitant to believe the contents of the cache, but all indications are that an alien keycode was left behind. The keycode is a single digit number equal to the total number of spirals (perhaps representing galaxies, or gravity points) on a star-map, apparently, and I am not stuttering, left by alien means. This could be the greatest discovery since Galileo’s discovery of the Jupiter satellites!
To ensure secrecy from spysat intercept over my celltrans, I will designate the keycode (the number of spiral galaxy imprinted) from here forward as Upsilon. But even this code is small fries! After accessing the cache, my tachyon sensor began receiving a transmission —now this is going to really sound crazy—from some sort of beacon that is bouncing sinusoidally WITHIN the Earth.
What by Newton could that be!? A micro-singularity? No…no way…that’s pure EssEff; on David Brin’s Earth maybe, but microscopic black holes this side of the Milky Way central core is too heavy for puns!
05.10.2023 02:25 In the vicinity of Peace Valley Industrial Park, PA
I’ve opted to get as close to the singularity as possible. My celltrans GPS has gone totally Yuri Geller on me, so I’m now calculating the singularity’s relative position based on triangulation of the beacon’s signal. I predict the next pass to be at the center of Lake Galena. I hope Galena Fusion Power won’t mind me scouting out the lake. Floater boots at full power. Check. Celltrans sensors online. Check…. and transmitting real time to duplicate servers. Check. The data of this event will be invaluable in proving to my colleagues that an alien intelligence exists. By Galileo’s Inquisition, the GPS is malfunctioning! I’ll have to wing it on compass readings. Glad I sported for the engineer-grade celltrans with a built in oldschool compass.
05.10.2023 02:31 In the vicinity of Peace Valley Industrial Park, PA
The singularity is real! Several of my data streams have recorded local gravitational and temporal fluxes that could have no other source. I think these local fluxes may actually be the cause of my GPS failure. In fact all light spectrum readings have been shifting oddly. At first I thought my vision implants were faulty, but in the presence of a rapidly moving micro-singularity, I should have expected something odd like this.
A pre-depression boatplex is making good cover from the fusion plant’s security cameras down-lake. Still, all the time-coded data in the world will only get lab scientists to listen. I need incontrovertible visual data to get project management to open their reptilian irises. Only then will the funding flow.
05.10.2023 02:35 In the vicinity of Peace Valley Industrial Park, PA
By Gauss! The temporal flux readings I’m receiving are proportional to the angular location toward the singularity exactly by a ratio equal to the Upsilon keycode. So Upsilon is not a keycode at all but a constant! This should make getting visual confirmation data very easy. If I simply multiply my flux reading by Upsilon I’ll know exactly what magnetic direction to proceed upon.
05.10.2023 02:47 In the vicinity of Peace Valley Industrial Park, PA
(The Real Hunt Begins)
Okay, standing on the concrete dock I get a temporal flux of 41.25. Multiplying by Upsilon is pointing me across the lake right to the ruins of what might be some sort of ruins. Floater boots energized. Time to do the Jesus walk, as my niece calls it!
05.10.2023 02:58 In the vicinity of Peace Valley Industrial Park, PA
Way cool! Powered water-skating beats ice-skating any day of the week! I may be nearly a septo, but I still can have fun! Forty meters per second beats freefall any day!
Okay back to business. What I thought were ruins seems to be the petrified remains of an old wooden dock. Perhaps the fusion plant does some dumping…..Whooaahh!!!!!
05.10.2023 03:05 Peace Valley Park, PA
Hawking stand tall! I visited Old Faithful back before it dried up, but the plume of water which just nearly carried me away was out of a Jules Verne novel. I’d say 10 meters across and higher into the night than even my infrared extenders could see. By Newton, if this singularity is causing this much matter disruption, I wonder if there is a potential for it to eventually cause a collapse of the planet. Nine One One, Elwood, you better do some more calculations, and quick. Let’s see, where will the next oscillation of the singularity surface? A temporal flux of about 12.25. Multiply that by Upsilon which points me to that distant meadow on the other side of the lake. Off I go! The fate of the Earth may sit with me! Okay, let’s not go Baliwood here.
05.10.2023 03:11 Peace Valley Park, PA
I’m standing lakeside at the front of a meadow. A smallish tree is all by itself, nearly growing out of the water. Another petrified wooden dock lies about 150 meters downlake. More importantly my readings are uplifting. It looks like the gravitational flux previous was at peak magnitude. If labscreen theory is right, a local dimensional rift may have ramped up its power causing the extreme oscillations. Theoretically, a rift…….
Einstein’s loaded dice!
Right on time! The geyser was narrower this time, about 3 meters wide, but all the more impressive because it happened in the middle of the meadow in front of me. I’m still being hit by chunks of dirt and plant debris. I’m going to seek shelter under the tree.
05.10.2023 03:13 Peace Valley Park, PA
But wait, what was I saying about a rift? A true spatial rift would be a portal not to someplace within our universe, but outside of it. The tachyon emissions I first registered in Horsham, must have been residuals from an alien visiting this planet 20 years ago. Is “alien” even the right word for something outside our whole universe?
05.10.2023 03:23 Peace Valley Park, PA
Escher entwined! My sensors show a temporal flux reading leveling off at 12.5, but something is odd about the tachyon transmission. The primary tachyon pulse is no longer radiating from 20 years ago, but from 20 seconds in the future. That makes no sense!
Light is coming from the forest about 130 meters away at the Upsilon corrected bearing. I’ve got to check it out.
(heavy breathing follow for 30 seconds followed by the occasional rustle of foliage)
I’m (huff) about 10 (huff) meters into the forest by an hollow of an old…………
Armstrong’s BOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Volume Two: Zwxtr Hunt
(4-2004 revised tweaked as there was a clue design flaw in the previous version)
Peace Valley Park near Doylestown PA
Park at boat rental parking area
May be completed on foot, bike, or by watercraft.
(1-2 hours)
Note: This clue requires the completion of Zwxtr Volume 1
13.07.2023 10:00 40* 10.357N 075* 08.480W Horsham Annex, PA
Infinity Labs Team 3 following up on suspected strong tachyon bursts localized in the Horsham Annex, Pennsylvania. I expected to find the source to be a competitor’s underground research facility amidst this newly incorporated WTA corporateship. Instead, I find myself in a highly eroded parking lot with the residual temporal radiation off the scale. It is apparently radiating from a t-displacement of 20 years ago. Very strange and a first sighting of its kind! Theoretically, tachyon radiation shouldn’t be harmful to physical matter, though in large amounts, folds in space and time may cause untoward injury. By Heisenberg, I better watch my step; I wouldn’t want to make the newsfeeds if my foot appeared on someone’s dinner table in Tokyo3. Of course, it wouldn’t do much for my phaseball game either. I’ll instruct Yipang to do a full data sample. If we can track the emission to a naturally occurring element, this could lead to patentable breakthroughs unseen since the teens.
03.10.2023 13:10 35* 15.211N 107* 34.295W -- Infinity Labs, NM
Oh Tesla! After months of analysis, the data is indisputable; the burst signatures can indicate nothing other than a manipulated tachyon signal. The fractal complexity is astounding. No known lab has demonstrated such tachyon modulation. Even our equipment is having a hard time detecting it. I know my colleagues think I’m crazy. I’ve tried to convince them, but they just don’t want to see something that the journals disparage outright. The subtle pattern in the data transformations make it obvious! Just because our labs haven’t succeeded in producing these emissions, except on the theoretical labscreen…..well, only deliberate investigation will reveal the truth. I’ve had enough belittling from project management.
It’s time Elwood Knauf took a vacation.
04.10.2023 22:31 Somewhere under West Virginia
The occasional swisheta-swish outside the maglev capsule is making me tense. It’s not the Mach 20 speeds that make me nervous, but the near vacuum conditions in the tube. I know there hasn’t been a significant depressurization accident since Depression Take Two, but I won’t ever be able to relax in one of these. Okay Elwood, stop over-analyzing things. Arrival at the Philadelphia Rim is only 10 minutes away.
05.10.2023 01:00 40* 10.847N 075* 09.103W Horsham Annex, PA
I just couldn’t wait until morning. The tachyon amplitudes are peaking so I’ve used my detector module to guide me to a hidden cache I would never have dreamed of. I’m on a dilapidated powertrans service road not far from the original test site. It doesn’t look like it’s been used since powertrans went microwave. Even I am hesitant to believe the contents of the cache, but all indications are that an alien keycode was left behind. The keycode is a single digit number equal to the total number of spirals (perhaps representing galaxies, or gravity points) on a star-map, apparently, and I am not stuttering, left by alien means. This could be the greatest discovery since Galileo’s discovery of the Jupiter satellites!
To ensure secrecy from spysat intercept over my celltrans, I will designate the keycode (the number of spiral galaxy imprinted) from here forward as Upsilon. But even this code is small fries! After accessing the cache, my tachyon sensor began receiving a transmission —now this is going to really sound crazy—from some sort of beacon that is bouncing sinusoidally WITHIN the Earth.
What by Newton could that be!? A micro-singularity? No…no way…that’s pure EssEff; on David Brin’s Earth maybe, but microscopic black holes this side of the Milky Way central core is too heavy for puns!
05.10.2023 02:25 In the vicinity of Peace Valley Industrial Park, PA
I’ve opted to get as close to the singularity as possible. My celltrans GPS has gone totally Yuri Geller on me, so I’m now calculating the singularity’s relative position based on triangulation of the beacon’s signal. I predict the next pass to be at the center of Lake Galena. I hope Galena Fusion Power won’t mind me scouting out the lake. Floater boots at full power. Check. Celltrans sensors online. Check…. and transmitting real time to duplicate servers. Check. The data of this event will be invaluable in proving to my colleagues that an alien intelligence exists. By Galileo’s Inquisition, the GPS is malfunctioning! I’ll have to wing it on compass readings. Glad I sported for the engineer-grade celltrans with a built in oldschool compass.
05.10.2023 02:31 In the vicinity of Peace Valley Industrial Park, PA
The singularity is real! Several of my data streams have recorded local gravitational and temporal fluxes that could have no other source. I think these local fluxes may actually be the cause of my GPS failure. In fact all light spectrum readings have been shifting oddly. At first I thought my vision implants were faulty, but in the presence of a rapidly moving micro-singularity, I should have expected something odd like this.
A pre-depression boatplex is making good cover from the fusion plant’s security cameras down-lake. Still, all the time-coded data in the world will only get lab scientists to listen. I need incontrovertible visual data to get project management to open their reptilian irises. Only then will the funding flow.
05.10.2023 02:35 In the vicinity of Peace Valley Industrial Park, PA
By Gauss! The temporal flux readings I’m receiving are proportional to the angular location toward the singularity exactly by a ratio equal to the Upsilon keycode. So Upsilon is not a keycode at all but a constant! This should make getting visual confirmation data very easy. If I simply multiply my flux reading by Upsilon I’ll know exactly what magnetic direction to proceed upon.
05.10.2023 02:47 In the vicinity of Peace Valley Industrial Park, PA
(The Real Hunt Begins)
Okay, standing on the concrete dock I get a temporal flux of 41.25. Multiplying by Upsilon is pointing me across the lake right to the ruins of what might be some sort of ruins. Floater boots energized. Time to do the Jesus walk, as my niece calls it!
05.10.2023 02:58 In the vicinity of Peace Valley Industrial Park, PA
Way cool! Powered water-skating beats ice-skating any day of the week! I may be nearly a septo, but I still can have fun! Forty meters per second beats freefall any day!
Okay back to business. What I thought were ruins seems to be the petrified remains of an old wooden dock. Perhaps the fusion plant does some dumping…..Whooaahh!!!!!
05.10.2023 03:05 Peace Valley Park, PA
Hawking stand tall! I visited Old Faithful back before it dried up, but the plume of water which just nearly carried me away was out of a Jules Verne novel. I’d say 10 meters across and higher into the night than even my infrared extenders could see. By Newton, if this singularity is causing this much matter disruption, I wonder if there is a potential for it to eventually cause a collapse of the planet. Nine One One, Elwood, you better do some more calculations, and quick. Let’s see, where will the next oscillation of the singularity surface? A temporal flux of about 12.25. Multiply that by Upsilon which points me to that distant meadow on the other side of the lake. Off I go! The fate of the Earth may sit with me! Okay, let’s not go Baliwood here.
05.10.2023 03:11 Peace Valley Park, PA
I’m standing lakeside at the front of a meadow. A smallish tree is all by itself, nearly growing out of the water. Another petrified wooden dock lies about 150 meters downlake. More importantly my readings are uplifting. It looks like the gravitational flux previous was at peak magnitude. If labscreen theory is right, a local dimensional rift may have ramped up its power causing the extreme oscillations. Theoretically, a rift…….
Einstein’s loaded dice!
Right on time! The geyser was narrower this time, about 3 meters wide, but all the more impressive because it happened in the middle of the meadow in front of me. I’m still being hit by chunks of dirt and plant debris. I’m going to seek shelter under the tree.
05.10.2023 03:13 Peace Valley Park, PA
But wait, what was I saying about a rift? A true spatial rift would be a portal not to someplace within our universe, but outside of it. The tachyon emissions I first registered in Horsham, must have been residuals from an alien visiting this planet 20 years ago. Is “alien” even the right word for something outside our whole universe?
05.10.2023 03:23 Peace Valley Park, PA
Escher entwined! My sensors show a temporal flux reading leveling off at 12.5, but something is odd about the tachyon transmission. The primary tachyon pulse is no longer radiating from 20 years ago, but from 20 seconds in the future. That makes no sense!
Light is coming from the forest about 130 meters away at the Upsilon corrected bearing. I’ve got to check it out.
(heavy breathing follow for 30 seconds followed by the occasional rustle of foliage)
I’m (huff) about 10 (huff) meters into the forest by an hollow of an old…………
Armstrong’s BOOOOOOOOOOOOT!