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Mr Leatherface LbNA #54769

Owner:Adoptable
Plant date:Jul 24, 2010
Location:
City:Spring Valley
County:Bureau
State:Illinois
Boxes:1
Planted by:steampunk
Found by: Not yet found!
Last found:N/A
Last edited:Jul 24, 2010
Mr. Leatherface

Mr. Leatherface was obsessed with vacuum cleaners and dirt. He came to Spring Valley Illinois with the intent to sell vacuums door to door. He knocked on every single door, never making a single sale. Slowly sliding into decrepitude and poverty, he decided to become a carnie. He could not be a geek (because he couldn’t afford the live chickens), so he decided to use the materials at hand--his vacuum cleaners. He hooked them up in series, and chopped off the 110 V plug heads, replacing them with 220 V plug heads.

When carnival days came around, he barked up a storm, attracting a huge (soon to be horrified) crowd. COME ONE, COME ALL, SEE THE AMAZING STAUBSAUGER, THE MOST POWERFULL SUCTION MACHINE IN THE WORLD!!! THIS ASTOUNDING DEVICE WILL REMOVE THIS HUGE PILE OF DIRT IN 15 SECONDS FLAT!!! It really was a large pile of dirt, but then again, he had created a suction device, the likes of which Illinois had never seen before. Little did Mr. Leatherface realize, he had created the instrument of his own destruction. When he flipped the power switch, a howling moan developed into a screaming wail. Poor Mr. Leatherface never had a chance. As the first clods of dirt chunked into the vacuum’s tube, it picked up a large flat rock, clogging the opening. He kicked the rock, which rattled sideways in the tube, and then….. And then Mr. Leatherface’s trousers started whipping around his legs. His shoes, then his socks, then his pants, then his unmentionables, then.... Mr. Leatherface was sucked into the whipping maelstrom of the devilish staubsauger. As his body disappeared into the tube, the large flat rock snapped shut, decapitating him as efficiently as any device of Dr. Guillotine. All that was left of Mr. Leatherface was buried in a small metal coffin under the rock that was his end, next to the two things he liked most in this world… Dirt and a park named after a vacuum cleaner.

CLUES:
1. Mr. Leatherface is inhumed IN A PARK in Spring Valley that has a NAME LIKE A VACUUM CLEANER.
2. Mr. Leatherface is about 30 feet due west of the tallest MANMADE/EARTHMADE structure in the park.
3. Mr. Leatherface is under a large, rather heavy flat rock. I would suggest bringing either some muscle or a stout shovel or crowbar to lever the rock out of the way. Please don’t herniate yourself moving the rock—It can be lifted by hand, but it’s HEAVY.