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Count Vlad Le Mort LbNA #49252 (ARCHIVED)

Owner:MrOspital
Plant date:Jul 24, 2009
Location:
City:Gilroy
County:Santa Clara
State:California
Boxes:1
Found by: Brooksby4
Last found:Aug 18, 2009
Status:Fa
Last edited:Jul 24, 2009
I was craving garlic pizza, so I grabbed my trusty bike,
and peddled off to Dutchman’s Pizza Place, where they have the kind I like.

Rushing home, my luck turned sour. I blew out my front tire.
As I stopped to check it out, I saw my first vampire.

He snuck out from the shadows of a citrus tree,
and hovered just above the ground, while making eyes at me.

He smiled at me with sneery lips, and stared his vampire stare.
Then floated over to me, man he gave me such a scare!

Count Vlad Le Mort, an eerie voice hissed,
His fangs were something I would have like to have missed.

I pretended not to notice, that his eyes were glowing red.
But he knew that I was frightened, you can’t fool the un-dead.

I figured I was done for as he flashed his gleaming fangs.
Then I got this idea when I felt some hunger pangs.

Remembering I bought some garlic pizza from Dutchman’s Pizza Place,
I grabbed it from my bike and I shoved it in his face!

The vampire’s eyes shot open! Oh he croaked just like a toad!
My trusty garlic pizza caused the vampire to hit the road!

Vlad ran until it way not longer gloomy or dark,
He ended up at Las Animas Veterans Park.

As the sun began to rise, he feared he would be caught,
But he couldn’t hide in Mantelli parking lot.

He flittered and flew past Gilroy Dog Park,
Vlad even heard the fluttering of a lark.

A wood bridge caught his eye past the south end of the area,
Geez, he should have stayed in Bulgaria!

A cluster of rocks on the northwest side,
Providing him a sanctuary, someplace to hide.

Cowering under the rock, where the bridge beam sits,
Count Vlad Le Mort remains in the pit.