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Never Give A Squirrel the Credit Card LbNA #47851 (ARCHIVED)

Owner:Adoptable
Plant date:May 31, 2009
Location:
City:Lamberton
County:Chester
State:Pennsylvania
Boxes:1
Planted by:team blind squirrel
Found by: Anne of Green Gables
Last found:Aug 22, 2010
Status:FFFr
Last edited:Nov 18, 2015
Hazel and Ginger were concerned about Filbert. He had been spending way too much time on that internet thing. A few days ago he had asked for the family credit card but assured the sisters he was only going to spend $9.99. Now he seemes to be keeping watch for something at that jagged old stump. What could he be up to they wondered. Meanwhile...(a reference to the Jules Fieffer book of the same name.)

Bob had only been working for UPS for a few weeks and it did have it's advantages, the cool truck and the sexy brown shorts, but this just didn't seem right. The directions the dispatcher had handed him this morning just didn't seem right. Oh well, he thought the boss must know what he's doing.
Bob punched the numbers int his GPS and sarted off. The adress put him smack dab in the center of White Clay Preserve. Whoa, he thought as he pulled on to Yeatman Station RD, this is really narrow, how am I going to turn the truck around? He bumped down the road 'til he came to a parking lot. The road stopped here. He pulled out his directions and stated to read...Take the Charles Bailey trail... What the heck! ! can't drive down there! There's no raod! I don't see any houses.
He grabbed the single package. OK I guess I better read the directions. Start on trail go over 2 bridges keep walking untill you come to washed out bridge that used t go over creek. Take the horse trail up the hill. Keep going uphill over the log embedded in the trail. Just at the summit is a beech log across the trail pointing 230 degrees and then 6 paces to a large tulip tree. From tree 200 degrees to a jagged stump.
Bob looked up and there by the stump was a little guy with a severe overbite wearing what looked like a lumpy grey sweat suit. He grabbed the package from Bob and scampered into the woods. Yes, scampered.
Geez, they didn't pay him enough for this Bob thought as he walked back down the trail. Julie was definitely going to have to do a tick check on him tonight after work. Well, that might not be so bad.